A series of unfortunate events
It had been a fucking bad day! I had been trying to open an account in three different banks and had only got negative answers. I had been told that I was "undesirable" as a client because I had less than 6 months in my visa. I was worn out and starving. So, I crossed the street and headed to the first McDonalds I saw, desiring the biggest chocolate milk shake ever. I got to the counter and placed my order wishing that it would make me feel better. When I finally got my all-desirable milk shake it didn't taste anything. It was fucking white. So I turned back to the young lady in the counter and showing her the open cup I said: "I ordered a chocolate milk shake, please." to what she answered: "that is a chocolate milk shake." "No," I replied, "I am more chocolate than this". And everyone knows I am whiter than semi-skimmed milk...
